Running On Granola

Environmentalist, musician, feminist, and vegetarian in Seattle.

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

(via mrs-ostrich)

jetstreamsamofficial:

The 3D on this thing is unreal.

jetstreamsamofficial:

The 3D on this thing is unreal.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

s-pell:

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s-pell:

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(Source: sexiist, via kalimagination)

marinemammalblog:

Grey whale feeding.

marinemammalblog:

Grey whale feeding.

(via the-learning-fire)

stillisstarlight:

so majestic

(via kalimagination)

cnnbreaking:

forcing a friend to watch a tv show

image

(Source: 911official, via mrs-ostrich)

Laverne Cox, Keynote address, Creating Change 2014

(Source: brownbodied, via scarabandbone)

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

The vagina and the vagina are the same thing.

(via mrs-ostrich)

themagicfarawayttree:

Antarctica, here’s a beautiful and rare full view of the seventh continent as seen from space.

themagicfarawayttree:

Antarctica, here’s a beautiful and rare full view of the seventh continent as seen from space.

(via the-learning-fire)

thankfulforanotherdawn:

stunningpicture:

Saw this outside a church on the weekend in Melbourne. Happy to see times are changing, might be slow, but at least there is change.

necessary.

thankfulforanotherdawn:

stunningpicture:

Saw this outside a church on the weekend in Melbourne. Happy to see times are changing, might be slow, but at least there is change.

necessary.

(via the-learning-fire)

Happy 7th birthday, Deathly Hallows!

Holy Shit… It has been seven years?

(Source: simplypotterheads, via kalimagination)

lovealishadawn:

la-temeraire:

marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow

i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING

LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS

SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE

(via kurjajorb)

iamnerdtastic:

No matter how much I eat, there’s always room for dessert.

Dessert doesn’t go to the stomach.

Dessert goes to the heart.

(via mrs-ostrich)

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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(Source: beautilation, via mrs-ostrich)